








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8374 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3189 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 6562 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6880 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $780,493 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostFreak | 45% | 254 |
| #2 | CrazyCD(k) | 43% | 297 |
| #3 | uNiQuE | 41% | 32 |
| #4 | Havenoyd | 39% | 93 |
| #5 | AlienCum | 38% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | CCR | 34% | 58 |
| #9 | ssaan | 34% | 44 |
| #10 | Atheist... | 32% | 41 |
| #11 | Good Guy Is Here | 28% | 29 |
| #12 | dragontwister | 27% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostFreak | 17 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | GOD^OF^WAR | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | CrazyCD(k) | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Havenoyd | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | AlienCum | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostFreak | 667 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | CrazyCD(k) | 356 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | GOD^OF^WAR | 277 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Havenoyd | 247 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | REFLEXXv.2 | 102 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostFreak | +6.24 | 56 | 55 |
| #2 | Havenoyd | +0.95 | 49 | 46 |
| #3 | CrazyCD(k) | -0.54 | 31 | 36 |
| #4 | Atheist... | -0.79 | 25 | 52 |
| #5 | CCR | -0.84 | 12 | 22 |





