








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1670 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1125 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 822 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 753 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $296,183 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm Shadow | 4 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں | 3 | 0.0185 |
| #3 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | drinkwaterhot | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ✪ARGOX | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ARGOX | 103 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 97 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | .: Ghost :. | 93 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Storm Shadow | 89 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #5 | iNNNNfy | 62 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNNNNfy | +3.75 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | ◔◡◔ Ez | +3.20 | 52 | 62 |
| #3 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | +2.54 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Storm Shadow | +1.91 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں | +1.18 | 85 | 59 |





