








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3082 | 51% |
| Smokes | 1455 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 630 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 822 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $647,996 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | ✪sT/\R|_o®D | 58% | 50 |
| #3 | Storm Shadow | 56% | 72 |
| #4 | .: Ghost :. | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | ✪IGRIS | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | .: Ghost :. | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | ✪IGRIS | 53% | 17 |
| #6 | ✪ARGOX | 53% | 36 |
| #7 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 48% | 56 |
| #8 | PARADOX | 28% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm Shadow | 15 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | PARADOX | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | ✪sT/\R|_o®D | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | ✪ARGOX | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm Shadow | 246 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | ✪sT/\R|_o®D | 199 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪ARGOX | 144 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 101 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | 98 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪sT/\R|_o®D | +3.10 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | +2.84 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | ✪IGRIS | +1.99 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | ◔◡◔ Ez | +1.55 | 51 | 60 |
| #5 | Storm Shadow | +1.37 | 84 | 62 |





