








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1836 | 42% |
| Smokes | 148 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 1247 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1131 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $151,781 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xFIGHTERx | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | ◔◡◔ Ez | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Storm Shadow | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | ✪sT/\R|_o®D | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Storm Shadow | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | 3 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | ✪IGRIS | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | PARADOX | 2 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm Shadow | 143 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪IGRIS | 99 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 90 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | drinkwaterhot | 79 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | 72 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xFIGHTERx | +3.52 | 60 | 63 |
| #2 | Storm Shadow | +3.11 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | ✪IGRIS | +2.87 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | ✪sT/\R|_o®D | +2.86 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | +1.87 | 65 | 59 |





