








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2346 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1568 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1053 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1395 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,433 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ARGOX | 50% | 56 |
| #2 | Storm Shadow | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 44% | 80 |
| #5 | ✪sT/\R|_o®D | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | ✪ARGOX | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Storm Shadow | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | .: Ghost :. | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ARGOX | 254 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | .: Ghost :. | 220 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | 132 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Storm Shadow | 105 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm Shadow | +5.03 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | ✪sT/\R|_o®D | +3.05 | 67 | 71 |
| #3 | Ram Torreto #biharibabu | +2.35 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | TBK | Tharki Nunnu Daddy | +0.41 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | drinkwaterhot | -0.23 | 71 | 48 |





