








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3974 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2890 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 920 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2522 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $631,638 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mystery | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | ZezGamez | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | SuperMarkXD | 62% | 47 |
| #4 | Tresed | 52% | 106 |
| #5 | navy_jaguar | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jailman | 11 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Tresed | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | 8 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | ZezGamez | 6 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | Mystery | 4 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tresed | 210 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Mystery | 194 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | SuperMarkXD | 135 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | 115 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jailman | 95 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tresed | +4.54 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | Mystery | +4.50 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | +1.79 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | ZezGamez | +1.30 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | SuperMarkXD | +0.02 | 63 | 54 |





