








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1883 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 248 matches | ||
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 274 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10497 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6931 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7369 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4993 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,500,008 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1430 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LilPic | 56% | 87 |
| #2 | Tresed | 53% | 107 |
| #3 | .RAGE. | 51% | 94 |
| #4 | V3RKL | 49% | 167 |
| #5 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | 49% | 341 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tresed | +6.36 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | +3.45 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | R4V3N | +1.19 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | .RAGE. | -0.86 | 42 | 51 |
| #5 | V3RKL | -0.87 | 29 | 36 |





