








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 864 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4758 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4413 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4048 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7204 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,700,687 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brick | 71% | 73 |
| #2 | SuperMarkXD | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | R4V3N | 53% | 107 |
| #4 | mnemonic_time | 52% | 106 |
| #5 | ZezGamez | 52% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jailman | 57 | 0.0235 |
| #2 | ZezGamez | 42 | 0.0235 |
| #3 | mnemonic_time | 21 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | R4V3N | 20 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Brick | 19 | 0.0134 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brick | +5.33 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | Tresed | +3.36 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | +1.39 | 54 | 51 |
| #4 | Jailman | -0.24 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | SuperMarkXD | -0.69 | 59 | 58 |





