








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6079 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1371 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 4077 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3029 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,312,908 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LilPic | 58% | 55 |
| #2 | .RAGE. | 53% | 88 |
| #3 | Tweedlede | 49% | 93 |
| #4 | R4V3N | 49% | 341 |
| #5 | CoDNoobKillerx360x420 | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tresed | +5.73 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | +2.46 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | CoDNoobKillerx360x420 | +2.22 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | Jailman | -0.24 | 48 | 66 |
| #5 | R4V3N | -0.28 | 59 | 61 |





