








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 640 | 32% |
| Smokes | 550 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 420 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 403 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $240,864 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Koch In U | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | philler_03 | 45% | 11 |
| #7 | Nickerlas | 41% | 39 |
| #8 | Sanches | 40% | 10 |
| #9 | danny devito | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickerlas | 9 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | DRED | 5 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | Koch In U | 3 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | danny devito | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | nichlaskoch9 | 2 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koch In U | 85 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #2 | DRED | 79 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | nichlaskoch9 | 77 | 0.35 | 1 min |
| #4 | danny devito | 25 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Richelsen | 20 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reginales_V2 | +4.60 | 60 | 64 |
| #2 | nichlaskoch9 | +2.25 | 44 | 70 |
| #3 | DRED | +0.45 | 44 | 53 |
| #4 | Sanches | -0.03 | 49 | 30 |
| #5 | Richelsen | -0.99 | 87 | 43 |





