








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 389 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 602 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1163 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1882 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1596 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $379,302 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koch In U | 61% | 70 |
| #2 | Richelsen | 57% | 89 |
| #3 | Bog | 57% | 92 |
| #4 | Cheese Wheel | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | Christian Reginales Andersen | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRED | 25 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | danny devito | 24 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Richelsen | 19 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Koch In U | 16 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | Cheese Wheel | 14 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRED | 606 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Koch In U | 393 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #3 | danny devito | 230 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Richelsen | 210 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bog | 178 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richelsen | +4.71 | 89 | 36 |
| #2 | Reginales_V2 | +4.52 | 62 | 63 |
| #3 | Koch In U | +3.23 | 53 | 63 |
| #4 | Soldier TF2 | +2.35 | 74 | 38 |
| #5 | Christian Reginales Andersen | +1.97 | 52 | 63 |





