








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3205 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4075 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3134 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2523 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,255 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soldier TF2 | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | ANOTHER OTTER | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | philler_03 | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | Koch In U | 52% | 67 |
| #5 | Reginales_V2 | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koch In U | 385 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #2 | Sanches | 201 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | danny devito | 165 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Christian Reginales Andersen | 155 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | nichlaskoch9 | 138 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANOTHER OTTER | +6.65 | 64 | 48 |
| #2 | Reginales_V2 | +3.68 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | Neistskov | +3.44 | 45 | 65 |
| #4 | Koch In U | +2.68 | 47 | 61 |
| #5 | Soldier TF2 | +2.57 | 75 | 40 |





