








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5299 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5839 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3908 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3680 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,081 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sanches | 64% | 47 |
| #2 | Nickerlas | 61% | 70 |
| #3 | Christian Reginales Andersen | 60% | 184 |
| #4 | danny devito | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | DRED | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nickerlas | 61% | 70 |
| #3 | Christian Reginales Andersen | 60% | 184 |
| #4 | danny devito | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | DRED | 52% | 67 |
| #6 | Neistskov | 50% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickerlas | 16 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | DRED | 16 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Christian Reginales Andersen | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | danny devito | 10 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | Neistskov | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christian Reginales Andersen | 554 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | DRED | 222 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Neistskov | 202 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sanches | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | danny devito | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neistskov | +1.20 | 54 | 61 |
| #2 | Koch In U | +1.10 | 48 | 60 |
| #3 | Christian Reginales Andersen | +0.95 | 53 | 65 |
| #4 | Sanches | +0.59 | 44 | 46 |
| #5 | DRED | -0.70 | 57 | 55 |





