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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1159 | 40% |
| Smokes | 653 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 314 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 798 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,036 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | streetceo1106 | 56% | 124 |
| #2 | Loving Grandfather [Deceased] | 54% | 35 |
| 53% | 72 | ||
| #4 | Mexico Smith | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | bepis | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20 | 0.0150 | ||
| #2 | streetceo1106 | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | bepis | 10 | 0.0234 |
| #4 | Loving Grandfather [Deceased] | 7 | 0.0102 |
| 6 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | streetceo1106 | 204 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Loving Grandfather [Deceased] | 72 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| 58 | 0.12 | 1 min | ||
| 33 | 0.02 | 1 min | ||
| #5 | bepis | 23 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bepis | +4.09 | 82 | 33 |
| #2 | streetceo1106 | +3.31 | 70 | 40 |
| #3 | johnglorp1967 | +2.64 | 58 | 37 |
| #4 | Mexico Smith | +2.29 | 38 | 11 |
| -0.21 | 33 | 19 |





