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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 602 | 40% |
| Smokes | 316 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 257 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 346 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,409 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 719 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 60% | 47 | ||
| #2 | streetceo1106 | 56% | 104 |
| #3 | johnglorp1967 | 54% | 35 |
| 49% | 35 | ||
| #5 | Mexico Smith | 48% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mexico Smith | 42 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | streetceo1106 | 16 | 0.0079 |
| 11 | 0.0122 | ||
| 4 | 0.0056 | ||
| #5 | johnglorp1967 | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | streetceo1106 | +5.08 | 65 | 36 |
| #2 | Mexico Smith | +4.29 | 53 | 23 |
| #3 | johnglorp1967 | +4.21 | 64 | 36 |
| +0.88 | 34 | 20 | ||
| -0.69 | 36 | 14 |





