








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 593 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1517 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1765 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1179 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $579,731 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yks palli | 57% | 98 |
| #2 | TaZeee | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Naapuri | 53% | 135 |
| #4 | SuveJones | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | korjen orqu (2) | 50% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SuveJones | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | korjen orqu (2) | 50% | 86 |
| #6 | HiiriHiirulainen | 46% | 56 |
| #7 | GaS pRiCeS aRen'T tHaT hiGh | 46% | 59 |
| #8 | Schmutz | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaS pRiCeS aRen'T tHaT hiGh | 26 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | Yks palli | 16 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Naapuri | 13 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | HiiriHiirulainen | 12 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | korjen orqu (2) | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naapuri | 402 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Yks palli | 147 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | GaS pRiCeS aRen'T tHaT hiGh | 135 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | korjen orqu (2) | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | HiiriHiirulainen | 103 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yks palli | +4.39 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | Naapuri | +3.77 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | TaZeee | +1.89 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | Julleva687 | -0.77 | 55 | 45 |
| #5 | GaS pRiCeS aRen'T tHaT hiGh | -1.33 | 63 | 45 |





