








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2629 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Wingman | 305 matches | ||
| Faceit | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 205 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




230 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20827 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5616 | 15% |
| Smokes | 9835 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 12168 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 10999 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,178,307 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | komi | 63% | 95 |
| #2 | SuveJones | 62% | 259 |
| #3 | TaZeee | 61% | 391 |
| #4 | aapo! | 59% | 532 |
| #5 | Julleva687 | 57% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Naapuri | 54% | 787 |
| #8 | korjen orqu (2) | 51% | 722 |
| #9 | GaS pRiCeS aRen'T tHaT hiGh | 47% | 262 |
| #10 | Schmutz | 46% | 108 |
| #11 | HiiriHiirulainen | 45% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aapo! | 89 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Naapuri | 75 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | GaS pRiCeS aRen'T tHaT hiGh | 69 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | TaZeee | 53 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | korjen orqu (2) | 41 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naapuri | 2384 | 0.16 | 55 min |
| #2 | aapo! | 1366 | 0.14 | 36 min |
| #3 | TaZeee | 1280 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #4 | korjen orqu (2) | 1173 | 0.08 | 28 min |
| #5 | GaS pRiCeS aRen'T tHaT hiGh | 626 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aapo! | +4.36 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | Yks palli | +2.84 | 83 | 54 |
| #3 | TaZeee | +1.57 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | Naapuri | +0.93 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | komi | +0.04 | 71 | 48 |





