








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1405 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2218 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4896 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2795 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,510,968 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | verottaja | 52% | 87 |
| #2 | mcberd | 51% | 281 |
| #3 | Noah | 39% | 66 |
| #4 | buk | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | verottaja | 52% | 87 |
| #2 | mcberd | 51% | 281 |
| #3 | Noah | 39% | 66 |
| #4 | buk | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mcberd | 61 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Noah | 12 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | buk | 11 | 0.0262 |
| #4 | verottaja | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mcberd | 1107 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | verottaja | 270 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Noah | 204 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | buk | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PastoriKyrpäkoski | +3.19 | 66 | 49 |
| #2 | mcberd | -0.80 | 46 | 67 |
| #3 | verottaja | -1.94 | 56 | 52 |
| #4 | buk | -2.50 | 51 | 27 |
| #5 | Noah | -4.50 | 28 | 57 |





