








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 487 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,908 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7349 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5298 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4108 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4666 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,619,690 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hj0rt03- | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Ceptt | 52% | 279 |
| #3 | Peter Madsen | 51% | 217 |
| #4 | Bang | 49% | 239 |
| #5 | Kurt tager urt | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ceptt | 52% | 279 |
| #3 | Peter Madsen | 51% | 217 |
| #4 | Bang | 49% | 239 |
| #5 | Kurt tager urt | 47% | 77 |
| #6 | 𝐒𝐞𝐣𝐞𝟎𝟎𝟗𝟒 | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peter Madsen | 78 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | Bang | 73 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | Ceptt | 48 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | Kurt tager urt | 26 | 0.0156 |
| #5 | 𝐒𝐞𝐣𝐞𝟎𝟎𝟗𝟒 | 11 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peter Madsen | 695 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Ceptt | 475 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Bang | 414 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | 𝐒𝐞𝐣𝐞𝟎𝟎𝟗𝟒 | 121 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kurt tager urt | 105 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bang | +2.06 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | Peter Madsen | +1.80 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | Kurt tager urt | +0.98 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | Ceptt | -0.19 | 80 | 59 |
| #5 | 𝐒𝐞𝐣𝐞𝟎𝟎𝟗𝟒 | -0.38 | 65 | 60 |





