








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4473 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4114 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3476 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3589 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,595 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 930 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Ras | 51% | 177 |
| #10 | Mitzu | 49% | 37 |
| #11 | Lurkk14WP | 45% | 33 |
| #12 | HUBERT | 44% | 34 |
| #13 | J.J.K.P | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | 35 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Hessu | 23 | 0.0319 |
| #3 | besu | 20 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | vikkelä patu | 20 | 0.0195 |
| #5 | Ras | 14 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | 667 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | Ras | 576 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | J.J.K.P | 259 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #4 | vikkelä patu | 204 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | besu | 164 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | +5.15 | 74 | 70 |
| #2 | vikkelä patu | +1.58 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | jaLmaRi | +1.47 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | M1k0 | +1.11 | 66 | 34 |
| #5 | doki- | +0.96 | 85 | 28 |





