








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 661 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1023 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 805 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 722 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $78,875 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | J.J.K.P | 58% | 26 |
| #9 | Hessu | 49% | 45 |
| #10 | Nikou | 46% | 28 |
| #11 | vikkelä patu | 46% | 46 |
| #12 | M1k0 | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vikkelä patu | 25 | 0.0298 |
| #2 | nuugi | 23 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | jaLmaRi | 20 | 0.0131 |
| #4 | Hessu | 20 | 0.0234 |
| #5 | Ras | 8 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | 504 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | Ras | 337 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | jaLmaRi | 236 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | vikkelä patu | 164 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | J.J.K.P | 134 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | +4.88 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Mitzu | +2.25 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | doki- | +1.56 | 86 | 27 |
| #4 | jaLmaRi | +0.26 | 70 | 62 |
| #5 | Ras | +0.00 | 64 | 59 |





