








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 522 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1750 | 54% |
| HE Grenades | 642 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 315 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,561,295 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bromie | 41% | 54 |
| #2 | C-rap | 40% | 57 |
| #3 | Hammeren | 40% | 50 |
| #4 | fangool | 39% | 33 |
| #5 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | 38% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekylvand | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Primdahl | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Bromie | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | RagePete | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekylvand | 201 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | C-rap | 151 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | fangool | 112 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Hammeren | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bromie | 59 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fangool | +6.57 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | +2.14 | 42 | 37 |
| #3 | Primdahl | +1.24 | 37 | 60 |
| #4 | C-rap | +0.52 | 44 | 77 |
| #5 | Bromie | -0.40 | 25 | 44 |





