








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 517 | 42% |
| Smokes | 272 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 170 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 272 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,937 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil wh | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | Kismet | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | VJVJ | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | Burgerimies | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Maukosen iiro | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Burgerimies | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Maukosen iiro | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | The Markku | 50% | 32 |
| #7 | rizzmo laitela | 50% | 48 |
| #8 | moneycriminal | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VJVJ | 21 | 0.0207 |
| #2 | rizzmo laitela | 16 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | moneycriminal | 12 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | Kismet | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Maukosen iiro | 5 | 0.0219 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VJVJ | 93 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | rizzmo laitela | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | The Markku | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lil wh | 57 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kismet | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil wh | +6.82 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | rizzmo laitela | +2.85 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | VJVJ | +2.32 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | ߷ | +1.08 | 56 | 42 |
| #5 | Kismet | -0.97 | 33 | 40 |





