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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2662 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2834 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4055 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3023 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,752,864 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Čada [•̪̀●́] | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | FRAGNATIC | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | EGOmicek | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | 50% | 109 |
| #5 | STRAFERKO | 50% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Spartan | 49% | 73 |
| #7 | Boylaz | 48% | 25 |
| #8 | 4jax | 44% | 72 |
| #9 | Faky | 38% | 32 |
| #10 | hany_ | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAFERKO | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Spartan | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | 4jax | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | FRAGNATIC | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | 557 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | STRAFERKO | 232 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | EGOmicek | 189 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Spartan | 170 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | FRAGNATIC | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hany_ | +3.21 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | FRAGNATIC | +2.98 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | STRAFERKO | +2.04 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | 4jax | +1.67 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | +1.19 | 63 | 78 |





