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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3759 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3657 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3980 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3204 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,106,185 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1004 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRAG | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | EGOmicek | 55% | 211 |
| #3 | 4jax | 54% | 220 |
| #4 | Lukezz | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | Čada [•̪̀●́] | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Faky | 53% | 119 |
| #7 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | 52% | 60 |
| #8 | DRUMCODE | 50% | 161 |
| #9 | K1ste | 49% | 59 |
| #10 | Spartan | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4jax | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | EGOmicek | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | TRAG | 9 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | DRUMCODE | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Lukezz | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EGOmicek | 997 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #2 | DRUMCODE | 288 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | 252 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | 4jax | 191 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lukezz | 165 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAFERKO | +2.09 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | 4jax | +1.54 | 66 | 51 |
| #3 | Spartan | +0.59 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | +0.00 | 61 | 75 |
| #5 | Čada [•̪̀●́] | -0.65 | 72 | 62 |





