








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Wingman | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1971 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4262 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3436 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2456 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,444,346 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAFERKO | 54% | 220 |
| #2 | EGOmicek | 52% | 453 |
| #3 | Faky | 51% | 278 |
| #4 | K1ste | 47% | 113 |
| #5 | DRUMCODE | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAFERKO | 54% | 220 |
| #2 | EGOmicek | 52% | 453 |
| #3 | Faky | 51% | 278 |
| #4 | K1ste | 47% | 113 |
| #5 | DRUMCODE | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EGOmicek | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Faky | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | STRAFERKO | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | K1ste | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | DRUMCODE | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EGOmicek | 1580 | 0.19 | 37 min |
| #2 | STRAFERKO | 319 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Faky | 141 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #4 | DRUMCODE | 133 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | K1ste | 51 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAFERKO | +2.28 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | 4jax | +1.65 | 66 | 48 |
| #3 | EGOmicek | -0.33 | 59 | 64 |
| #4 | K1ste | -2.22 | 68 | 27 |
| #5 | Faky | -2.33 | 45 | 50 |





