








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Wingman | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5352 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5161 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4525 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2289 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,814 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAFERKO | 55% | 211 |
| #2 | Faky | 55% | 148 |
| #3 | 4jax | 52% | 453 |
| #4 | DRUMCODE | 51% | 51 |
| #5 | K1ste | 51% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAFERKO | 55% | 211 |
| #2 | Faky | 55% | 148 |
| #3 | 4jax | 52% | 453 |
| #4 | DRUMCODE | 51% | 51 |
| #5 | K1ste | 51% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4jax | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | STRAFERKO | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Faky | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | K1ste | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | DRUMCODE | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4jax | 329 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #2 | STRAFERKO | 287 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | DRUMCODE | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | K1ste | 54 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Faky | 51 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAFERKO | +2.63 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | 4jax | +1.51 | 67 | 47 |
| #3 | EGOmicek | -0.42 | 60 | 63 |
| #4 | DRUMCODE | -1.93 | 41 | 59 |
| #5 | K1ste | -2.40 | 67 | 28 |





