








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1088 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1017 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1065 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 885 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $376,360 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukeNN | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | FRAGNATIC | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | Čada [•̪̀●́] | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Boylaz | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | DRUMCODE | 49% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | 47% | 76 |
| #7 | STRAFERKO | 45% | 47 |
| #8 | Lukezz | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | miso-piso Reflex? | 25% | 16 |
| #10 | ☮ˇWeeeeMaker♋ | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRUMCODE | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | STRAFERKO | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | FRAGNATIC | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | lukeNN | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ﻹ-*BcMgRiNg*1337*.Cz-ﻹ | 365 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | DRUMCODE | 179 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | FRAGNATIC | 127 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | STRAFERKO | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | lukeNN | 49 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRAGNATIC | +3.26 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | lukeNN | +3.14 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | miso-piso Reflex? | +2.73 | 90 | 65 |
| #4 | STRAFERKO | +1.06 | 70 | 66 |
| #5 | Boylaz | +0.85 | 79 | 79 |





