








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 608 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1471 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 651 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1045 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,254,161 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoboM101 | 67% | 99 |
| #2 | fefidasnek | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | Radu.pptx | 57% | 67 |
| #4 | SalineCoder7794 | 55% | 84 |
| #5 | Ieronim | 54% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radu.pptx | 12 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Ieronim | 11 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | SalineCoder7794 | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | tomatouchiha | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | iustinanghel10 | 5 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ieronim | 197 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | SalineCoder7794 | 183 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | RoboM101 | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Radu.pptx | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Yamil dumil si condumil | 89 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomatouchiha | +9.35 | 84 | 38 |
| #2 | Yosu Geamdes | +8.02 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | Ieronim | +3.65 | 65 | 42 |
| #4 | mateieiubit | +1.23 | 76 | 28 |
| #5 | dariaa. | +1.03 | 60 | 27 |





