








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 351 matches | ||
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2034 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2561 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 446 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 3265 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,996 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dariaa. | 67% | 99 |
| #2 | Radu.pptx | 65% | 55 |
| #3 | SalineCoder7794 | 64% | 104 |
| #4 | tomatouchiha | 64% | 81 |
| #5 | mateieiubit | 61% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Pierre | 49% | 51 |
| #8 | Atomic 82 | 47% | 55 |
| #9 | iustinanghel10 | 46% | 52 |
| #10 | TeoTheo11 | 38% | 55 |
| #11 | toriset CS.PRO | 34% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ieronim | 21 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | SalineCoder7794 | 16 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | tomatouchiha | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | TeoTheo11 | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | Radu.pptx | 7 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ieronim | 472 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | SalineCoder7794 | 276 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | toriset CS.PRO | 218 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Atomic 82 | 126 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Radu.pptx | 75 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomatouchiha | +8.09 | 91 | 19 |
| #2 | mateieiubit | +6.43 | 88 | 26 |
| #3 | dariaa. | +5.96 | 81 | 24 |
| #4 | Ieronim | +3.61 | 63 | 43 |
| #5 | Radu.pptx | +1.68 | 64 | 41 |





