








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 896 | 26% |
| Smokes | 810 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 354 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1344 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,687 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 380 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iustinanghel10 | 64% | 91 |
| #2 | RoboM101 | 61% | 67 |
| #3 | Pierre | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | fefidasnek | 59% | 70 |
| #5 | SalineCoder7794 | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SalineCoder7794 | 56% | 32 |
| #6 | Ieronim | 56% | 36 |
| #7 | dariaa. | 53% | 59 |
| #8 | tomatouchiha | 50% | 42 |
| #9 | Radu.pptx | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iustinanghel10 | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Radu.pptx | 5 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | RoboM101 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | tomatouchiha | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Ieronim | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ieronim | 85 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | RoboM101 | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | SalineCoder7794 | 56 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | tomatouchiha | 55 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Radu.pptx | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomatouchiha | +5.88 | 87 | 38 |
| #2 | mateieiubit | +4.31 | 81 | 29 |
| #3 | iustinanghel10 | +3.01 | 68 | 12 |
| #4 | Ieronim | +1.21 | 66 | 36 |
| #5 | dariaa. | -0.15 | 76 | 18 |





