








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 279 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2742 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1279 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1100 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3419 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,140,083 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomatouchiha | 61% | 212 |
| #2 | SalineCoder7794 | 61% | 145 |
| #3 | Radu.pptx | 59% | 59 |
| #4 | Pierre | 56% | 50 |
| #5 | mateieiubit | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | iustinanghel10 | 53% | 89 |
| #8 | RoboM101 | 51% | 338 |
| #9 | Atomic 82 | 45% | 77 |
| #10 | Ant | 44% | 68 |
| #11 | TeoTheo11 | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SalineCoder7794 | 28 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | RoboM101 | 20 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | tomatouchiha | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Radu.pptx | 14 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | Ant | 7 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SalineCoder7794 | 436 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | RoboM101 | 324 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | tomatouchiha | 165 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Atomic 82 | 153 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Radu.pptx | 118 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomatouchiha | +7.05 | 90 | 25 |
| #2 | mateieiubit | +4.80 | 82 | 25 |
| #3 | Ieronim | +3.42 | 68 | 41 |
| #4 | Radu.pptx | -0.50 | 53 | 49 |
| #5 | Pierre | -0.59 | 45 | 15 |





