








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 865 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1354 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 747 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 537 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,651 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iustinanghel10 | 70% | 40 |
| #2 | tomatouchiha | 69% | 32 |
| #3 | RoboM101 | 65% | 55 |
| #4 | Ieronim | 59% | 59 |
| #5 | dariaa. | 57% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | dariaa. | 57% | 67 |
| #6 | SalineCoder7794 | 57% | 60 |
| #7 | Ant | 55% | 11 |
| #8 | Pierre | 50% | 10 |
| #9 | mateieiubit | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SalineCoder7794 | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Ieronim | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | RoboM101 | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | mateieiubit | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | tomatouchiha | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SalineCoder7794 | 149 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ieronim | 114 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | RoboM101 | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | dariaa. | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ant | 24 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dariaa. | +5.56 | 74 | 35 |
| #2 | tomatouchiha | +4.71 | 85 | 17 |
| #3 | iustinanghel10 | +3.13 | 48 | 17 |
| #4 | Ieronim | +1.87 | 65 | 39 |
| #5 | Pierre | +1.36 | 39 | 30 |





