








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 70 | 6% |
| Smokes | 408 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 361 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 428 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,637 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr4ex | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | NotSkovhuus | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | KiPz | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | MNiche | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | molbot | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | molbot | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | ❤ Gren4Di3r | 45% | 60 |
| #7 | 76561198166176061 | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | Dr0nen | 31% | 16 |
| #9 | ♿Pimp$Cash♿ | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ Gren4Di3r | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | 76561198166176061 | 2 | 0.0187 |
| #3 | molbot | 1 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ Gren4Di3r | 205 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Dr0nen | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | molbot | 41 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | NotSkovhuus | 17 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | ♿Pimp$Cash♿ | 11 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiPz | +3.71 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | 76561198166176061 | +3.30 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | Dr0nen | +1.56 | 86 | 63 |
| #4 | ❤ Gren4Di3r | +0.97 | 78 | 75 |
| #5 | molbot | +0.55 | 57 | 69 |





