








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 498 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5369 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4796 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6497 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4805 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,953,404 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fa | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | Mr. Goat | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | dea9s | 55% | 69 |
| #4 | Battle Day | 52% | 82 |
| #5 | ♿89MANIAS♿ | 52% | 264 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198166176061 | +2.30 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | ♿89MANIAS♿ | +1.06 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | ♿Pimp$Cash♿ | -0.61 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | Battle Day | -0.67 | 65 | 52 |
| #5 | Mr. Goat | -1.21 | 51 | 54 |





