








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 462 | 20% |
| Smokes | 585 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 679 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 542 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $198,172 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zapppcien | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | ♿Pimp$Cash♿ | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | MNiche | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | | Zpeedy | | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | ❤ Gren4Di3r | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ Gren4Di3r | 195 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | 76561198166176061 | 52 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | ♿Pimp$Cash♿ | 37 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | zapppcien | 27 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dr0nen | 18 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198166176061 | +5.18 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | Dr0nen | +3.55 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | ❤ Gren4Di3r | +1.55 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | Alexander | +1.02 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | MNiche | +0.42 | 29 | 75 |





