








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 601 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1589 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1472 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1386 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1141 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1053 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,099 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jooootenkii!! | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Joris67 | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | JontsaPeek | 50% | 54 |
| #4 | Pyry | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | AKUSETÄ | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 38% | 32 |
| #7 | Valde Pudelski | 35% | 20 |
| #8 | JoukoG | 33% | 15 |
| #9 | Margita | 33% | 27 |
| #10 | marjastaja | 33% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joris67 | 7 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | JontsaPeek | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | marjastaja | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | AKUSETÄ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKUSETÄ | 92 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | marjastaja | 88 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | JoukoG | 63 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Margita | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | jooootenkii!! | 31 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marjastaja | +2.88 | 59 | 62 |
| #2 | Joris67 | +0.83 | 50 | 32 |
| #3 | jooootenkii!! | +0.72 | 53 | 43 |
| #4 | RAGETSI | +0.17 | 47 | 48 |
| #5 | Valde Pudelski | -0.10 | 42 | 33 |





