








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 407 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3906 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5909 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3720 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2425 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,188 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1746 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKUSETÄ | 44% | 246 |
| #2 | Valde Pudelski | 43% | 160 |
| #3 | Margita | 43% | 210 |
| #4 | JoukoG | 40% | 42 |
| #5 | RAGETSI | 33% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Valde Pudelski | 43% | 160 |
| #3 | Margita | 43% | 210 |
| #4 | JoukoG | 40% | 42 |
| #5 | RAGETSI | 33% | 43 |
| #6 | 𝓮𝓛 𝓹𝓔𝓰𝓞 | 32% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Margita | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Valde Pudelski | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | AKUSETÄ | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | 𝓮𝓛 𝓹𝓔𝓰𝓞 | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | RAGETSI | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKUSETÄ | 785 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | Margita | 296 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | JoukoG | 141 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | RAGETSI | 105 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𝓮𝓛 𝓹𝓔𝓰𝓞 | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marjastaja | +1.96 | 55 | 58 |
| #2 | Valde Pudelski | +1.30 | 39 | 32 |
| #3 | RAGETSI | -1.20 | 46 | 51 |
| #4 | AKUSETÄ | -2.02 | 20 | 58 |
| #5 | Margita | -2.26 | 15 | 38 |





