








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 752 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 727 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1248 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 752 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 576 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,694 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jooootenkii!! | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | Joris67 | 49% | 59 |
| #4 | JontsaPeek | 45% | 155 |
| #5 | RAGETSI | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jooootenkii!! | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | Joris67 | 49% | 59 |
| #4 | JontsaPeek | 45% | 155 |
| #5 | RAGETSI | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JontsaPeek | 21 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Joris67 | 19 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | jooootenkii!! | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | RAGETSI | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAGETSI | 102 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | JontsaPeek | 70 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #3 | jooootenkii!! | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Joris67 | 33 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 29 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAGETSI | +1.88 | 50 | 50 |
| #2 | jooootenkii!! | +1.50 | 52 | 41 |
| #3 | Joris67 | +0.51 | 47 | 30 |
| #4 | JontsaPeek | +0.35 | 63 | 23 |
| #5 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | +0.12 | 32 | 36 |





