








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1006 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Wingman | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 756 | 19% |
| Smokes | 352 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1309 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1646 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,929,780 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 802 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jooootenkii!! | 53% | 180 |
| #2 | RAGETSI | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 47% | 175 |
| #4 | Joris67 | 47% | 101 |
| #5 | Pyry | 45% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jooootenkii!! | 53% | 180 |
| #2 | RAGETSI | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 47% | 175 |
| #4 | Joris67 | 47% | 101 |
| #5 | Pyry | 45% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joris67 | 28 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | jooootenkii!! | 22 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | RAGETSI | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Pyry | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jooootenkii!! | 192 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | RAGETSI | 149 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | 117 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pyry | 110 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Joris67 | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAGETSI | +2.26 | 54 | 48 |
| #2 | jooootenkii!! | +1.62 | 52 | 41 |
| #3 | Kamelinkuoluttaja | +0.84 | 39 | 33 |
| #4 | Joris67 | +0.50 | 52 | 26 |
| #5 | JontsaPeek | -0.04 | 64 | 26 |





