








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2789 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2381 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1744 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1512 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $935,375 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aƚxx🗡 | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | Latezk | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | O.D.E™ btw | 51% | 121 |
| #4 | P0P4R1 | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | LUR1158 | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | P0P4R1 | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | LUR1158 | 50% | 38 |
| #6 | Viridog | 49% | 67 |
| #7 | d0gi | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | Jerkous | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P0P4R1 | 10 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | O.D.E™ btw | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Viridog | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | aƚxx🗡 | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Latezk | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O.D.E™ btw | 463 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | aƚxx🗡 | 114 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | LUR1158 | 96 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jerkous | 63 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | P0P4R1 | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aƚxx🗡 | +2.85 | 64 | 76 |
| #2 | Jerkous | +2.06 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Latezk | +1.91 | 71 | 52 |
| #4 | O.D.E™ btw | +1.01 | 62 | 74 |
| #5 | Ei mitään muuta | +0.40 | 56 | 62 |





