








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 874 | 22% |
| Smokes | 995 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1236 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 817 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,556 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aƚxx🗡 | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Ei mitään muuta | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | O.D.E™ btw | 46% | 70 |
| #4 | P0P4R1 | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Viridog | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O.D.E™ btw | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | P0P4R1 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerkous | +2.20 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | aƚxx🗡 | +2.10 | 58 | 79 |
| #3 | JuustoSiili | +0.27 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | Viridog | +0.09 | 55 | 46 |
| #5 | P0P4R1 | -0.09 | 63 | 44 |





