








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 845 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 244 matches | ||
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




140 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2850 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6154 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3534 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5010 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,291,352 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1818 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | pottu | 60% | 62 |
| #3 | MAJ3R | 59% | 95 |
| #4 | aaro | 53% | 516 |
| #5 | Makkula10 | 48% | 90 |
| #6 | super jamppi | 43% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaro | 152 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | super jamppi | 31 | 0.0233 |
| #3 | MAJ3R | 25 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | Makkula10 | 12 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | pottu | 11 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaro | 1442 | 0.17 | 32 min |
| #2 | super jamppi | 222 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | MAJ3R | 138 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Makkula10 | 111 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | pottu | 96 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1oKum | +2.69 | 56 | 48 |
| #2 | aaro | +1.77 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | super jamppi | +1.17 | 50 | 52 |
| #4 | MAJ3R | -0.09 | 62 | 47 |
| #5 | pottu | -1.66 | 42 | 32 |





