








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 316 matches | ||
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




263 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9422 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5838 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5624 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4807 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,894,283 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2049 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aapo | 66% | 50 |
| #2 | Vuz | 60% | 80 |
| #3 | M1oKum | 53% | 516 |
| #4 | MAJ3R | 51% | 152 |
| #5 | Makkula10 | 49% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | M1oKum | 53% | 516 |
| #4 | MAJ3R | 51% | 152 |
| #5 | Makkula10 | 49% | 142 |
| #6 | 123123 | 47% | 55 |
| #7 | pottu | 42% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1oKum | 93 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | MAJ3R | 37 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | Makkula10 | 28 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | 123123 | 20 | 0.0213 |
| #5 | pottu | 14 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1oKum | 556 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #2 | MAJ3R | 258 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | aapo | 154 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Makkula10 | 144 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | pottu | 139 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aapo | +5.95 | 95 | 57 |
| #2 | M1oKum | +2.25 | 57 | 48 |
| #3 | aaro | +2.07 | 60 | 59 |
| #4 | Vuz | +1.63 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | 123123 | +1.24 | 45 | 43 |





