








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3787 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3456 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2014 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3176 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,073 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1oKum | 59% | 95 |
| #2 | Makkula10 | 54% | 57 |
| #3 | 123123 | 53% | 104 |
| #4 | aaro | 51% | 152 |
| #5 | arppa | 39% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Makkula10 | 54% | 57 |
| #3 | 123123 | 53% | 104 |
| #4 | aaro | 51% | 152 |
| #5 | arppa | 39% | 142 |
| #6 | super jamppi | 38% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaro | 91 | 0.0337 |
| #2 | arppa | 74 | 0.0319 |
| #3 | super jamppi | 54 | 0.0317 |
| #4 | M1oKum | 44 | 0.0241 |
| #5 | 123123 | 35 | 0.0209 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaro | 541 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | arppa | 417 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | super jamppi | 262 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | M1oKum | 179 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | 123123 | 157 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1oKum | +4.23 | 53 | 49 |
| #2 | 123123 | +3.42 | 58 | 33 |
| #3 | aaro | +2.86 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | super jamppi | +2.13 | 54 | 58 |
| #5 | arppa | +1.09 | 48 | 58 |





