








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 286 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2489 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2551 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1458 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1228 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1309 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $351,696 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaro | 37 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | M1oKum | 25 | 0.0232 |
| #3 | arppa | 22 | 0.0465 |
| #4 | 123123 | 18 | 0.0324 |
| #5 | super jamppi | 18 | 0.0335 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaro | 291 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | M1oKum | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Makkula10 | 94 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | super jamppi | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | arppa | 78 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1oKum | +6.21 | 48 | 52 |
| #2 | super jamppi | +3.85 | 42 | 46 |
| #3 | aaro | +3.31 | 57 | 58 |
| #4 | 123123 | +3.17 | 53 | 47 |
| #5 | arppa | +1.51 | 48 | 52 |





