








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 145 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




119 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2820 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1564 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1302 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,182 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makkula10 | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | M1oKum | 43% | 79 |
| #3 | 123123 | 41% | 80 |
| #4 | MAJ3R | 38% | 112 |
| #5 | pottu | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makkula10 | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | M1oKum | 43% | 79 |
| #3 | 123123 | 41% | 80 |
| #4 | MAJ3R | 38% | 112 |
| #5 | pottu | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123123 | 22 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | M1oKum | 20 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | MAJ3R | 18 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Makkula10 | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | pottu | 8 | 0.0144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAJ3R | 146 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | 123123 | 117 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | M1oKum | 115 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Makkula10 | 107 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | pottu | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1oKum | +3.13 | 48 | 45 |
| #2 | 123123 | +2.23 | 58 | 43 |
| #3 | super jamppi | +1.65 | 50 | 57 |
| #4 | MAJ3R | -1.80 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | pottu | -2.53 | 44 | 35 |





