








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1028 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 56,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20566 | 37% |
| Smokes | 11302 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 14313 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9999 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,379,662 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devz | 75% | 75 |
| #2 | globin | 54% | 604 |
| #3 | wT | 53% | 160 |
| #4 | 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 | 53% | 670 |
| #5 | Firesnowii | 52% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | wT | 53% | 160 |
| #4 | 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 | 53% | 670 |
| #5 | Firesnowii | 52% | 241 |
| #6 | nooka *monkeyvacine.ru | 52% | 87 |
| #7 | John Jiggle | 51% | 309 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | globin | 97 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Firesnowii | 47 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 | 23 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | nooka *monkeyvacine.ru | 12 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | John Jiggle | 9 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 | 1963 | 0.14 | 40 min |
| #2 | globin | 1410 | 0.11 | 37 min |
| #3 | Firesnowii | 867 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #4 | devz | 323 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #5 | wT | 235 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devz | +3.15 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | 𝖇𝖚𝖋𝖋𝖞 | +1.51 | 62 | 70 |
| #3 | globin | +0.65 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | Firesnowii | +0.16 | 59 | 77 |
| #5 | 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 | -0.32 | 72 | 56 |





