








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 862 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1115 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 854 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 804 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,018 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | powerslave` | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Deevos | 58% | 53 |
| #3 | RayZ. | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | EGGTART` | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | Akinyann | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deevos | 337 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #2 | bwitzkl | 276 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | powerslave`s little girl | 128 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | EatBaitPray | 89 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gwappywappy | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aeries | +4.94 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | EGGTART` | +4.77 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | powerslave` | +3.61 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | RayZ. | +3.46 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | jin | +2.79 | 78 | 69 |





