








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2138 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2297 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1942 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2686 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,403 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RayZ. | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | Deevos | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | pandino | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Incipient | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | EatBaitPray | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Dawwyl` | 44% | 25 |
| #13 | tegridy | 43% | 14 |
| #14 | EGGTART` | 36% | 25 |
| #15 | aeries | 36% | 42 |
| #16 | Patar | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fx | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Mistarhee | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | asdff | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Deevos | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | RayZ. | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdff | 466 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Deevos | 292 | 0.32 | 7 min |
| #3 | bwitzkl | 269 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Mistarhee | 191 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | fx | 145 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fx | +2.09 | 76 | 53 |
| #2 | aeries | +1.46 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | RayZ. | +1.43 | 67 | 52 |
| #4 | asdff | +1.27 | 66 | 75 |
| #5 | Incipient | +1.10 | 75 | 38 |





